“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”