"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg