"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”