“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."