“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
"If you don’t have wrinkles, you haven’t laughed enough."
― Phyllis Diller
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful."
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.”
– Oscar Wilde
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
– Charles Schulz
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
"Resting is a part of the process, even if it’s not a part of the plan."
— Carley Schweet
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“When I hear somebody sigh, “Life is hard”, I am always tempted to ask, “Compared to what?””
– Sydney Harris
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
— Jim Henson
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.”
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Sometimes you just need to lie on the couch and read for a couple of years."
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“We must fall in love with yourselves. I don’t like myself. I’m crazy about myself.”
– Mae West
"I’m so cool I wasn’t actually born, I was defrosted."
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
― Margaret Mead
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Know your worth, and then make sure to add tax."
“Self-love seems so often unrequited.”
– Anthony Powell
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood."
— Bill Murray
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin