"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“The bags under my eyes are Prada.”
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"It’s a funny thing about life, once you begin to take note of the things you are grateful for, you begin to lose sight of the things that you lack."
― Germany Kent
“Bad decisions make good stories.”
– Ellis Vidler
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”
— Zig Ziglar
“You’re always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
– Diane Von Furstenberg
“Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.”
– Maxwell Maltz
"They say good things take time, so that’s why I’m always late."
“Being different is a revolving door in your life where secure people enter and insecure exit.”
— Shannon L. Alder
"Self-care is giving the world the best of you instead of what’s left of you."
— Katie Reed
“Let’s begin by taking a smallish nap or two.”
– A. A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
"I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it."
― Mary Wortley Montagu
“If you’re searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror.”
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
— George Carlin
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”
"The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time."
― Joe Girard
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."