“Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
— Harvey Specter
"I am not an early bird or night owl; I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon."
"Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway."
― Robert Downey Jr.
"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including yourself."
— Anne Lamott
“Don’t worry if people think you’re crazy. You are crazy. You have that kind of intoxicating insanity that lets other people dream outside of the lines and become who they’re destined to be.”
— Jennifer Elisabeth
“Not everybody has to love me. I can’t force you to have good taste.”
“I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.”
– Lucille Ball
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.”
– Betty Reese
“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.”
― Truman Capote
“They laugh at me because I’m different: I laugh at them because they’re all the same.”
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”
– Benjamin Franklin
"I’m too busy working on my own grass to notice if yours is greener."
"Don’t forget to drink water and get some sun. You’re basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions."
"I’m so cool that even ice cubes are jealous."
"People who wonder if the glass is half full or half empty miss the point. The glass is refillable."
“When you realize your self-worth you’ll stop giving people discounts.”
“Stretch marks are just rad lil’ lightning strikes here to remind you that you are a force of nature.”
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.”
— Winston Churchill
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
― Elbert Hubbard
"I’m so hot that I contribute to global warming."
“When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"I’m staying home today. I have mood poisoning."
“The road to success is always under construction.”
"If it costs you your peace of mind, you’ve overpaid."
— Rigel J. Dawson
“A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.”