"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy