“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery." ~ Spike Milligan
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin