“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street