"Money without brains is always dangerous." ~ Napoleon Hill
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
"It’s easy to meet expenses, everywhere we go, there they are." ~ Anonymus
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“A bargain is something you can’t use at a price you can’t resist.”- Franklin Jones.
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran