“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno