"So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea." - King Jaffe Joffer, 'Coming to America'
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein
"Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
"Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." – Phyllis Diller
"I love love, and I’m very hopeful and was raised on all the fairy tales everyone else had. I just noted that everyone’s mom was dead and real princesses get beheaded, so I just have a more realistic take on it."
- Amy Schumer
"I love you in a way that's nauseating to others."
- Unknown
"My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." Garry Shandling
"Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby — awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess." — Lemony Snicket
"Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand." - Unknown
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." - Lynda Barry
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." — Erich Segal
"It's fun to complain with someone. Nothing brings us together more than complaining about other people. That might be the thing that holds us together more than anything." Lew Schneider
"The bravest thing that men do is love women." — Mort Sahl
"My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan."
- Leopold Fechner.
“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.” - Dwight Schrute, 'The Office'
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers
"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest."
- Professor Irwin Corey
"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."
- Thomas Dewar
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship." ― Sharon Stone
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
- Richard Jeni
"There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach." — Barbara Hower
"I miss crawling into a man’s arm, kissing his neck, saying those three little words into his ear, 'And another thing ...'” — Felicia Michaels
"Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener."
- Pauline Thomason