"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it's free to not exercise."
- Bridger Winegar
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook"- Julia Child
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not, in fact, just surrounding yourself with ass****s." - William Gibson
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
“Sometimes I get the feeling the aspirin companies are sponsoring my headaches.”
Unknown
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it.”
Don Kardong.
“I tried every diet that was in the book, I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
Dolly Parton
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." — Unknown
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.”
Sammie
"Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle."
- Earl Blumenauer.
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."- Steven Write
"If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer." - Clement Freud
"A hospital is no place to be sick." —Samuel Goldwyn
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
"Never eat more than you can lift"- Miss Piggy.
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"I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren't in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets."- Dolly Parton
“I am convinced digestion is the great secret to life.”
Sydney Smith
"If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigeratir are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all"- Joey Adams
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda