"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." —Redd Foxx
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.”
Andy Rooney
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
“Half the modern could drugs well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.”
Unknown
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." —Erma Bombeck
"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“It’s a bit unnerving That doctors call what they do practice.”
Unknown
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it.”
Don Kardong.
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"- Albert Schweitzer
"I can sympathize with people's pains but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness." - Aldous Huxley
"A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends." - Kin Hubbard
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
"You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, 'Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out.'"
- Jim Gaffigan.
“Anorexia is a disease not a fashion statement.”
Brooke
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter