"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." - Mark Twain
"Men scream and go crazy in the gym. I'm a silent workout partner, but when my adrenaline gets up, I talk trash."
- Fergie
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital."
- Amit Kalantri
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” —Mark Twain
"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms, their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."
- Douglas Coupland
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, its too far to walk back.”
Andy Rooney
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits." - Author unknown
"Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!" - Tommy Smothers
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"I go to the gym three days a week. You have to or else - I don't want to be the guy that dies shoveling snow."
- Douglas Coupland
"My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass." - Leslie Grimutter
"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
- Neil Armstrong.
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.