"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook"- Julia Child
"My inner advisor is dying to heal me." - Astrid Alauda
“I tried every diet that was in the book, I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
Dolly Parton
"Warning... I'm exercising, eating right and watching my alcohol intake... which means I'm sober, I'm cranky and I'm sore, so proceed with caution!"
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” —Redd Fox
"If your doctor's last name is Google, it's time to get a second opinion…" - Toni Bernhard, J.D.
"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
- Neil Armstrong.
"I will never break up with my gym. We just seem to workout."
- Unknown.
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"Many so-called spiritual people, they overeat, drink too much, they smoke and don't exercise. But they do go to church every week and pray 'Please help my arthritis. Please help me bring up my strength, make me young again.'"
- Jack LaLanne
“Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.”
Tom Waits
"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor"- Joan Rivers
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"If you want to know the correct way to perform an exercise, the answer is: Whatever hurts most."
- Jason Love.
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training ."
- Immortal Souls.
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away." —Robert Orben
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"- Albert Schweitzer
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe
"I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."
- Marsha Doble
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number ou get in a diamond"- Mae West
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back"- Franklin P. Jones
"I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures." - Robert Benchley