"Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any difference."
"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
"As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife."