"Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does."
"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough"
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
"No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early"
"Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!"
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."