"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels."
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."