"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"Humor is reason gone mad."
"If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."