"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"
"Funny, I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"