"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it."
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something."
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."