“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
"The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk."
- Ogden Nash
“If you’re a zebra being chased by a lion, maybe just stop in front of a giant bar code?”
- Guy Endore-Kaiser.
“The household cat is really a tiger that has underwent three counselling programs.”
- Valeriu Butulescu.
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
- Andy Rooney.
“Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”
- Max Eastman.
“The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He’s got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.”
- Jeff Foxworthy.
“Properly trained, a man can be dog’s best friend.”
- Corey Ford.
“There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.”
- Wesley Bates.
“It’s just the most amazing thing to love a dog, isn’t it? It makes our relationships with people seem as boring as a bowl of oatmeal.”—John Grogan
“Animals may be our friends, but they won’t pick you up at the airport."
- Bobcat Goldthwait
“Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.”
- Mike Todd.
“Perhaps one reason we are fascinated by cats is because such a small animal can contain so much independence, dignity, and freedom of spirit. Unlike the dog, the cat’s personality is never bet on a human’s. He demands acceptance on his own terms.”
- Lloyd Alexander.
“You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.”
- Betty White.
“All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.”
- Samuel Butler..
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”
- Sue Murphy.
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous