"At my age, flowers scare me." - George Burns
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young." – Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"The idea is to die young as late as possible." - Ashley Montagu
"If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself." - Anonymous
"Men do not quit playing because they grow old—they grow old because they quit playing." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." - Unknown
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us… at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us… at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers
"There’s a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don’t look the way they used to and it’s not because of feminism, or better living through exercise. It’s because of hair dye." Nora Ephron
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese." – Billie Burke