Funny Aging Quotes

Enjoy some hilarious quotes about getting older in this collection.

Funny Aging Quotes

"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to." - Albert Einstein
"At my age ‘getting lucky’ means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for." - Unknown
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." - Unknown
"I complain that the years fly past, but then I look in a mirror and see that very few of them actually got past." - Robert Brault
"Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician." - Anonymous
"There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure." - Dennis Wolfberg
"Gray hair is God’s graffiti." – Bill Cosby
"Grandchildren don’t make a man feel old, it’s the knowledge that he’s married to a grandmother that does." - J. Norman Collie
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers