"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to." - Albert Einstein
“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” - Andy Rooney
“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.” - George Burns
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
"When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old." - Mark Twain
“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.” – Maurice Chevalier
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” —George Burns
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
"Old age comes at a bad time." – San Banducci