"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
"People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit." - George Burns
"We don’t grow older, we grow riper." - Pablo Picasso
"At my age, flowers scare me." - George Burns
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips
"You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead." - John Mendoza