"Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus, he does not believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus." - Bob Phillips
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume control also turns to the left. - Jerry M. Wright
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
"Gray hair is God’s graffiti." – Bill Cosby
“By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” —George Burns
"There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it." - Patrick Moore
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”—Lucille Ball
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens