Funny Friendship Quotes

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Funny Friendship Quotes

“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown