“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown