“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust