“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow