“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown