“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein