“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown