“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown