“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster