Funny Friendship Quotes

Your best friends will love these humorous quotes!

Funny Friendship Quotes

“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown