“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown