“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown