“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster