“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown