“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown