"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown