“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor