“My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.”
― Henny Youngman
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
“Swiss cheese differs from Camembert by better ventilation.”
― Unknown
"When we put vegetables up for the winter, we use jars, but we call it canning. I find that jarring. And uncanny."
– Greg Tamblyn
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults."
– Mitch Hedberg
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
"As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it."
— Buddy Hackett
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.”
― Bill Murray
"A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something Brussels sprouts never do."
– P. J. O’Rourke
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.”
― Unknown
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
"We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie."
– David Mamet
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child