"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
“Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you.”
― Bill Murray
“Everything goes better with tacos.”
― Rachel Caine
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
“Another day, another 13,000 calories.”
— Andy Lassner
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
“Love and sausage are alike. Can never have enough of either.”
— Trixie Koontz
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
"I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge."
— Unknown
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“I bought a calming tea but the smell and taste is making me nervous.”
― Unknown
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
“A party without a cake is really just a meeting.”
― Julia Child
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.”
― Unknown
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away.”
― Jet Paacal
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."
— Mark Twain
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
"Anything is good if it's made of chocolate."
— Jo Brand
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
"Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken."
— Jonathan Swift
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake.”
― Unknown
“Every day is National Donut Day if you put your mind to it.”
― Unknown
"Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face."
— Enrico Caruso
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
“The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating.”
— John Walters
“My mind says ‘abs’ but my heart says ‘cheese fries’.”
― Unknown
“When life hands you lemons, give them back. You deserve chocolate.”
― Unknown
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
"I'm not sure what makes pepperoni so good if it's the pepper or the oni."
— Ulrik Stephens
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
"Never order barbecue in a place that also serves quiche."
— Lewis Grizzard
“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.”
― Unknown
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller