British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
You're just my cup of tea!
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.