British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
You're just my cup of tea!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.