British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
You're just my cup of tea!
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.