British Pick Up Lines

The next time you're in England, try using these lines to impress the ladies or the men.

British Pick Up Lines

I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You're just my cup of tea!
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.