Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Let's boomerbang!
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
How about a kanga-root?