Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Let's boomerbang!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
How about a kanga-root?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.