Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
How about a kanga-root?
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Let's boomerbang!
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.