Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Let's boomerbang!
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
How about a kanga-root?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?