Australian Pick Up Lines

These Australian pic up lines are guaranteed to make him/her laugh.

Australian Pick Up Lines

Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Let's boomerbang!
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
How about a kanga-root?
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.