I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.
How about a kanga-root?
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Let's boomerbang!
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!