Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?