Anti Pick Up Lines

The complete opposite of pick up lines - Insulting instead of complimenting!

Anti Pick Up Lines

My fridge is hotter than you.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.