Anti Pick Up Lines

The complete opposite of pick up lines - Insulting instead of complimenting!

Anti Pick Up Lines

Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
Except the direction I'm walking in.