Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Excuse me, do you have a pen?
Then you'd better get back to it before the farmer notices you're gone.