What do you call the guy who chooses a suitable fortified Spanish wine?
A Sherry Picker.
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
"You had me at merlot."
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.
"Is that a yay or cabernet?"
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Did you hear about the crime family that took over the wine importing business?
They call themselves the Sip-ranos!
"I make pour decisions."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Why have a mer little when you can have a merlot?
"I mead more wine."
My doctor said I need to change my diet. He said I should eat more more caviar and drink more champagne. So, I said, "That's insane! What kind of a diet is that?" He replied, "It's called a High Fluten Diet."
Are there any funny red wine puns at BabaMail Jokes?
You bet Shiraz there are!
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
"Stop and smell the rosé."
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
"Will you accept this rosé?"
"Sip, sip hooray."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"No wine left behind."
"Everything happens for a riesling, right?"
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Don’t ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
"Here for the right riesling."
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!
"Partners in wine."
How does cabernet like to travel abroad?
On a cruise sip.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"Back that glass up."
Why does your grandma like wine so much?
Because at her age, she needs glasses!
Remember to stop and smell the rosé.
What does a cat lady say on Friday night?
I am drinking wine and feline fine!
"I'm not a wino. I'm a wineYES!"
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
Where does wine catch up on all the vineyard dirt?
Through the grapevine.
Gluten-free, dairy-free, fat-free – I love this new Champagne Diet!
"Chardonnay or should I go?"
"Read between the wines."
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Why have less scato when you can have mo’ scato?
"You are so bottlefull to me."
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
Do librarians like white wine?
No, they like theirs well red!
"Be kind, re-wine."