"On cloud wine."
"Stop and smell the rosé."
"Let's get fizzical. Pass the prosecco."
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
Why was the white wine's off-beat pun so boo-ed?
Because it was too corky.
Did you hear about the little grape who didn’t want to be made into wine?
Unfortunately, he was pressed into service!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
"It isn't good to keep things bottled up."
"I need to re-wine my life."
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I’m not old. I’m aged to perfection. And full bodied.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Because they're de-vine!