What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What's the only tea an Englishman can't stand?
Humidity.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.