What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What's the hardest tea to swallow?
Reality.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.