I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his tea before it was cool.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
Boo tea!
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Did you hear about the man who stole thousands of dollars worth of rare tea?
He went to prison for Oolong time.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
How does the Skywalker family like their tea?
Lukewarm.
What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A tea party.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
When shouldn't you drink a hot beverage? If it's not your cup of tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What does a worry wart drink? Safe-Tea.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
What‘s an Italian’s favorite tea?
Spagettea!
What should you drink before you workout? Sweat-Tea.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea? Oolong time.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
I seem to have run out of tea...
What a catastrotea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.