A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
Cons-serve
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
The pie-maker couldn't eat any more strawberries because she was already stuffed.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.