A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Cow's that eat strawberries give strawberry milk.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Most of the fruits usually drink their juice with a straw-berry.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
When the unripe strawberry saw the ripe one, it was green with envy.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
What did the lovesick pig sing to his girlfriend? Don't go bacon my heart!
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
What kind of face cream does a strawberry buys?
Blackhead removal cream and scrub
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
If you want to wish a 'Merry Christmas' to a strawberry, just say, "Straw-berry Christmas!'"
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The jam bank went bankrupt because of the series of strobberies in the last quarter.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.