When you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart, you make a puff pastry.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
When you want to propose to a person who loves strawberries, just say, "I love you berry much."
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
A musical strawberry jam that knows how to play the trumpet is called Tooty fruity.
I felt like telling you the joke about a strawberry jam on a piece of bread, but I won't. You might go around spreading it.
Strawberries are berry healthy. They pack a punch when it comes to beating cancer and other diseases.
Strawberries love to travel. Their favorite mode of transport is the wind-jam-mer.
A turkey's favorite dessert is a strawberry gobbler.
What did the judge say at the finale of the meat throwing competition? The steaks have never been higher!
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
The unluckiest berry in the group is the one that drew the short straw-berry.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
What is a strawberry that likes to spin called? A berry-go-round.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
Strawberries are only made in the strawberry plant.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
If you put a strawberry in the freezer, you can make a strawberry shake!
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
A strawberry usually needs batteries when it runs out of juice.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Strawberries are great musicians because they make perfect jam sessions.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
When a man went to the doctor to get rid of the strawberry that was growing out of his head, the doctor told him, "Don't worry. I'll give you some cream for that".
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.