When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
When soup feels strained and stressed, where would it go? – A broth-el!
I loved the soup that they served at the local restaurant yesterday. It was simply pho-nomenol.
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
Is beef soup good for our health? Not if you are the cow.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
The soup was busy and preoccupied. He was stewing over something his friend said.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
Do you know why do the hipsters burn their tongue? It is because they eat their soup before it gets cool.
I have pea soup for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That’s why I pea soup all night!
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.