Soup Puns

These soup puns are soup-er fun.

Soup Puns

If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
What is the best way to make gold soup? By adding 22 carrots in it.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
Many people have a mythical belief about soup. It is called soup–erstition.
I sent back the soup served to me at the restaurant. It was not of soup-reme quality.
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
One bowl of soup said to the other, "Hello Broth-er".
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Do not eat that alphabet soup, or you will have a vowel movement.
Why don’t these children eat their soup? Because all of them is stew-pid.
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
The cold broth is known to have lived in Stock-holm.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
We all know that the New England Patriots have their soup in the Super Bowl.
He is the best chef in the city. His soups take my broth away.
When she asked me if I like soup, I replied saying "I am crazy pho soups".
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
The Japanese restaurant serves the best soups. It will always make miso happy.
No one laughed at my soup puns. I said "When I crack a soup joke, everyone is soup-posed to laugh".
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
My father loves eating reams of soup. That is the reason why I think he should be nominated to the Soup – ream – court!
I am really broth-taking when I see the signer vomiting soup.
“My bowl of soup must be cracked as it is all wet down here”. “Well, I guess it is because your soup has a leek in it.
I earned money by selling broth. Now I am a bouillonaire.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Which hand should we use to stir the soup? It is better to stir the soup with a spoon!
If mom leaves her alphabet soup on the stove and forgets about it, it would spell disaster.