Have you ever wondered if illiterate people would get the full effects of alphabet soup?
My friends say that I cannot cook alphabet soup for this dinner. And now they are eating their words.
When I said "God, Thank you for this delicious noodle soup", my dad said "Ramen".
When I took a break from having soup, my mom said "Carry on, why did you stoup?"
Do you know what firemen often add to their soup? – They add firecrackers.
I am soup-er into the beautiful girl that I met yesterday at school.
I love having dinner in a local restaurant. It has a soup-erb speciality that mixes soup and herbs.
It is a bad film because good ones tend to have created atop day-old soup.
The soup that she cooks is so thick that the kitchen would go around when she stirs it.
The police officer only had soups for dinner. He was a soup-erintendent.
Mum, you are my soup-er star.
I was souper excited to hear some soup puns for the comic chef - but his performance did not excite miso much.
The man on the table found hair in his soup. He said in rage "I will take the chef to soup-reme court".
The easiest way to know that you are eating a bowl of rabbit soup is to take a look inside and find a hare in it.
The soup chef changed the design of his menu. He said his new favorite font is Times New Ramen.
If you are a fan of alphabet soup, then you might also know times new ramen.
If fish is a type of brain food, then dumb people probably love eating noodle soup.
I caught my sister click and post a picture of the soupy noodles yesterday. She was actively instagramen.
If your team loses the Souper Bowl, then be prepared for a lot of boouillons from your fans.
Udon even know how to cook this udon recipe. Fortunately, I can teach you.
“Mom, what do we have for this dinner?” – “I cannot tell you. It is a little soup-prise, son!”
When she spotted fake ramen in her soup, she said, “ This soup has impasta in it.”
I am pretty sure that the favourite soup of Dracula is the Scream of tomato.
Do you know what the favourite soup of a ghost is? It is the Scream of Broccoli.
When I refused to have the soup, my sister said "People who do not have soup are stew-pid".
What makes the soup of a dragon so delicious is the addition of firecrackers.
I was straining some old noodles but eventually, I chickened out. It was such a broth-er.
If you want day-old soup, then come back here tomorrow!
My mother is so fastidious that she eats her alphabet soup in the alphabetical order.
If you coriander into my tomato soup, you will give me a soup-herb dish.
How can we tell the difference between a can of beef soup and a can of pork soup? Just read the labels.
My mum makes the best soups. She is a real soup-erstar.
The bowl of soup you bought yesterday from the Chinese restaurant was souper terrible.
My mom likes to feed everyone the soup she makes. She said it is her broth right.
Who is the superhero who loves to have soup all the time? Souper-man.
Fake ramen noodles are also called the impasta.
What do the ducks have for dinner? They have Quackers and soup.
When I was learning how to cook soups, my mum asked me to follow my instinct. She asked me to go with the pho.
When the chef asked me how I would like my soup, I said "I would like minestrone".
Mom, what do we have for dinner? I cannot tell you, son, it is a soup-rise! Is it soup? I soup-pose it would be.
Do you know what is so special about the alphabet soup of Twitter? It only allows 140 letters.
Having chicken broth before the game was a sure shot way to maintain energy for the Soup-er Bowl.
I am a huge fan of local cuisine, and cooking is my soup-er power!
In some way, being a bowl of soup is like being a man. You are only blown when you are hot!
The soup that my mom made for dinner healed my flu in a day. It was almost soup-er natural.
The soup was too spicy to be had by us. It was the borscht soup I had ever had.
If we cross lobster bisque and Elon Musk, what we have is a soup-er car
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef? Everyone would roast beef.
What do we call two thousand pounds of Chinese soup? It is called won – ton!
Do you want to try my soup? I have enough for broth of us!