Have a s-mash-ing birthday!
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
What do you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes? A medi-tator.
Everything in this world is either a potato or not a potato
Potato puns are a-peeling.
I love you a tot!
Say this aloud: Eye Yam Stew Peed
Tony, where do I even starch? I yam so happy we’re best spuds!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato.
How do you know when a potato is high? When it looks baked!
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
What do you call a potato that smokes weed? A baked potato.
When it started raining, I spotted a potato across the road pretty fast and I wondered what’s up? It wasn’t long before I saw a fork up ahead.
I miss you! I’ll see you tater!
I yam rooting for you my sweet potato and I won't mash your heart
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.
What’s a potato’s favorite TV program? Starch Trek.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
What do you call a spinning potato? A rotate-o.
All potato puns are pomme de terrible.
What do you call a potato at a football game? A spec-tater.
How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood? When they are acting salty
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
Why did the potato wear socks?
To keep his pota-toes warm.
I met a girl that owned three french-fry factories. I was impressed but to her it was just small potatoes.
My love for you sprouts more and more everyday!
What is a potato’s favorite baseball team? The New York Yamkees
What do you get when if you cross a potato and the terminator?
A termitator.
What did the daddy potato say to his son before his soccer game? I’m rooting for you!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
Time fries when you’re having fun!
The sweet potato asked the other potato : “How are my eyes? ”
Boil ’em, mash ’em, stick ’em in a stew. Happy Birthday from me to you!
Why was the potato put in an asylum? It was starch raving mad.
John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
“How are you? ” “Well, I yam fried”
Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato? Because he was a real spud.
What do you call a baby potato? Small fry.
Potatoes that are medi-tators maintain calm and peace even when uprooted.
What is a potato’s life philosophy? I think, therefore I yam.
What do potatoes become when they smoke weed?
Baked potatoes.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
You’re the tater to my tot. I miss you a lot!
What do you call a potato wearing glasses? A spec-tater!
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.
What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
Where does a potato go to college? DeFry