John, you have so much po(tato)tential!
Why wouldn’t the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater.
What do you call a baby potato? Tater tots!
What do you call a lazy spud? A couch potato.
“How was your day? ” “It was tater-ible”
What’s a potatoes favorite horror movie? The Silence of the Yams.
What kind of potatoes are in the best shape? Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
I yam always very happy to eat sweet potatoes.
“I can’t breathe” One potato said to the other. “What happened? ” The other said. The potato replied “I
feel I dropped my nose somewhere”
I like you a latke!
“We are experiencing slight tuber-lence on the flight”
Who is a potato’s favorite author? Edgar Allen Poe-tato.