Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
Sometimes, all you need is to shake a few trees to find the perfect peach for you.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
At a meeting, Mr. Tomato asked Mr. Peach, "Can you give me the peach cobbler's number, I need to mend my shoes".
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Whenever the peach father gets mad at his son, he just screams loudly: “You are the son of a peach!”
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
The peach was late for work because it had to make some pit stops on the way.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
Where do you store peach juice? Inside of a peach-er.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
When the peach pit farewell to his friend, he said, "See you later, peach out".
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
Q: Why did the fruit finish her homework so quickly?
A: Because the homework was a peach of cake.
I asked my nectarine friend how she was doing after her break up and she said 'It's the pits, man.'
Why was the peach so sad at the funeral? It left a deep pit in its heart.
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
The only fruit that makes me feel fuzzy and warm is a peach.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
During the summer break, I enrolled myself in a peach coding course.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Q: What do you call a really violent fruit?
A: A peach breaker
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
The fruit teacher taught figures of peach in today's class.
I just hear that the woman who lives next door and loves fruit died. I hope she would rest in peach.
The big play is in seven days, you better work on your peach enhancement techniques.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
A fruit was madly in love, it was peachy–keen.