Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
If you are wondering about the most important constitutional right of a peach citizen, well, it's none other than freedom of peach.
People really liked the new king's coronation day peach. He truly deserves the throne.
One should always practice what they peach.
Who does the nectarine just do a hair transplant? Because it wants to become a peach.
How many peaches can you fit inside two cans? It depends how big the Toucans are and if they eat peaches.
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
Where do you put nectarines when you want to freeze them? Inside the peach-zer.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
Q: Why could the fruits not see anything?
A: It was peach black there.
Son: Hey dad, I stole a peach from the grocery store today.
Dad: Why?
Son: I don’t know, but I feel guilty. It’s a real pit in my stomach.
What do peach soldiers say to each other before they are sent into combat? – “Good luck and make sure you come back in one peach!”
While breaking up with Princess Peach, Mario said "You are so peachy, I can't take it anymore".
A cued peach visual communication system is used with people suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Do you know why does your mother often shave a peach when cooking? Because she only needs nectarines for the recipe.
It is a great idea to ask peaches to make your shoes. After all, they make excellent cobblers.
Q: Why did the fruit go to the salon?
A: To peach her hair blonde.
The kindergarten kids were taught the alphabet and peach sounds at school.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
This special peach school is for those Peach kids who are suffering from peach and hearing impairment.
What do we call the period in between eating a peach? – It is called a pit stop.
After I show a peach the way, it says: “I really ap-peach-iate your help!”
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
The IT peach-guy is an expert in the field of peach synthesis.
What did the nectarine boxer say to his opponent? "You want a peach of me?"
While leaving, the peach friend told his sad buddy, "If you need any help, just peach out, I will be there."
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
The nectarine academic is doing a Ph.D. in 'Peach and Language Psychology' from the University of Georgia.
If you are wondering about the fuzziest character in the gaming world, well it is definitely Princess Peach.
The fruit politician is losing its support in the country because of hate peach.
"I just want some peach and quiet!," said the orange.
Q: What video games do fruits play?
A: Peach ball.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
What was the Peach's favorite surf band from the 60's? The Peach Boys.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
I heard that my neighbor, who loved dried fruit, has passed away. May his soul rest in peach.
Q: What would a peach love to pet?
A: A Pit Bull.
The retiring orchard gardener made a farewell peach that was really heart-warming.
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
What did the Catholic Nectarine Priest say to the church? Peach be with you. It was a normal thing to hear from the pul-pit.
My banana grandad got in an accident last year, he bruised like a peach!