What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
He apologized for driving the orange to the edge of the blade
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Despite the pun being so orange-inal, it wasn’t all that funny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to open the door.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What do you call a male orange?
Mangerine!
Why did the orange get insurance?
Zest in case.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
Why couldn’t the orange dance in the talent show without his partner?
Because it takes two to “tang-o.”
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Nowadays oranges have decided to go out with prune. The reason is that it is becoming so hard to find a date.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why was the orange the valedictorian of her class?
She was the zest in class.
What can a whole orange do that half an orange can never do?
“Look round!”
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad to see me?
Since her parents wanted to become wealthy fast, they ensured their daughter had an orange-d marriage.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.