During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
Why do oranges wear suntan lotion? They peel in the sun.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle?
“An Orange County Chopper.”
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
What did mamma orange say to little orange after he spilled his milk? It’s no big peel!
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
What do you call a fruit riding a motorcycle? – An Orange County Chopper.
Why was the orange skeptical of everyone around him?
He was planted with a seed of doubt.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
What do oranges have after a hard work out? Juice!
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Did you hear about the orange boxer?
He got beaten to a pulp.
Which Star Wars character was the orange cast for?
Emperor Pulpatine.
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
The oranges hadn’t been peeling well for a week when they finally decided to seek medical attention.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
People say nothing rhymes with orange. It seems very strange to me.
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
What happened when the orange broke out of prison?
All heck broke juice.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
What did one orange say to its friend telling a wild story?
“That’s un-peel-ievalbe!”