It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
What’s an orange’s favourite animal? An orange-utan.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
What did the insulted orange say to the kiwi? Ex-squeeze-me?
Oranges rarely pass driving tests, this is because they keep on peeling out.
The favorite drink for batman is a fruit punch.
Why did the orange go out with a prune? He couldn’t find a date.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
What did the orange do the night before the exam?
He put his nose to the “g-rind-stone” and read the entire textbook.
What did the oranges do after concluding the meeting?
They peeled the deal.
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
A lemon says to an orange, “What are you up to?”
The orange replies, “Not much. Just hanging ‘round.”
In the middle of the night yesterday, I dreamt that I was swimming in a sea of oranges only to wake up and realize that it was just a Fanta-sea.
When I was in grade school, one of my best friends spoke Mandarin. One day, he introduced me to his parents and I told them I don’t speak orange.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
When you come across oranges wearing suntan lotion, don’t judge them harshly. They do so in order not to peel.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Why was the orange feeling sad?
It lost its zest for life.
Q: Why couldn’t the orange believe that her friend had let her down?
A: This was because citrus-ted him!
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
What do you call a punctual citrus fruit?
A Clockwork Orange.
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade, and a slice of orange all in the same glass is gonna get a “punch.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
What do oranges like to listen to?
Musical com-peel-ations.
What did the orange say before he started his new job?
“The zest is yet to come!”
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
What happens when you rub two oranges together?
You get Pulp Friction.
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
Orange squash.
During World War 2, sending food to the troops was a challenge. Researchers had to concentrate to figure out how to send orange juice.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Hap-pea-ness is when you and your friend are like two peas in a pod.
Why did the orange lose his job at the factory? He didn’t concentrate.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
Why did the citrus fruit join the military?
“Because it was a navel orange.”
What do you call fake oranges?
“Pulp Fiction”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
Where were the first orange trees planted?
“In Orange County.”
What rhymes with orange?
No, it doesn’t.
Why did the orange cry?
Someone hurt its peelings.
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.